Felix Epstein Roemer Escapes to France: No-Fly List Evasion Raises Alarms of Corruption and Collusion

By Karl Sverre

In a very concerning breach of international security protocols, Felix Epstein Roemer, who had recently been placed on Malta’s no-fly list following an increase in evidence linking him to Nick Garracks’s disappearance, has successfully evaded capture by exploiting linguistic barriers and diplomatic oversights by the French authorities at the airport.

Despite being on a no-fly list amid increasing links to Nick Garracks’s mysterious disappearance, Felix Epstein Roemer managed a daring escape from Malta—a development that amplifies suspicions of corruption and possible collusion within the Maltese authorities. These authorities had previously shown a disturbing lack of initiative in investigating Garracks’s whereabouts, raising questions about their efficacy and impartiality.

Once in France, Epstein Roemer was held for about 2 hours of questioning by French authorities at the airport regarding his grotesque history of criminal activities. However, due to his inability to speak French, Epstein Roemer simply responded with “Oui, oui, baguette, croissant” to every question asked during the entire interrogation. As a result, they made the perplexing decision to simply let him go.

Roemer News was unable to confirm how this decision came to be, but it has sparked varied reactions. Some commentators simply suggested this being a case of “classic French behavior,” claiming that the French authorities surrendered to Epstein Roemer, afraid of what could have happened to their families. Others believe that Felix’s nonsensical responses were actually interpreted as coherent answers, aligning precisely with what the authorities wanted to hear. “I think that Felix is a smart guy, he knows the French, and this is a calculated move by him. Felix, please hire me again,” said Juuso, who previously worked for Felix Epstein Roemer.

As news of this inexplicable escape spread, the world is left grappling with the implications of such a significant oversight. Nick Garracks is still missing, and there is increasing evidence pointing to Epstein Roemer’s involvement. Yet, Felix Epstein Roemer seems to be evading consequences, once again, in plain sight.