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Felix Epstein Roemer Declares War on Sherbet: A Descent into Cult Leadership and Conflict

By Karl Sverre In an alarming escalation of his increasingly erratic behavior, Felix Epstein Roemer, once notorious for his controversial leadership of the...

ByOctober 4, 2024
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Felix Epstein Roemer’s Downward Spiral: Mental Breakdown, Scandals, and Consequences

By Karl Sverre It has not even been one day since Felix Epstein Roemer has been stranded in France, yet it appears that...

BySeptember 22, 2024
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Felix Epstein Roemer’s $4.5 Million Loan Denied: Failed Attempt to Fund Smart Explosive Pagers for Israeli War Crimes

By Karl Sverre Following his successful escape from Malta through French borders, Felix Epstein Roemer attempted his next move in a scrappy plan...

BySeptember 21, 2024
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Felix Epstein Roemer Escapes to France: No-Fly List Evasion Raises Alarms of Corruption and Collusion

By Karl Sverre In a very concerning breach of international security protocols, Felix Epstein Roemer, who had recently been placed on Malta’s no-fly...

BySeptember 20, 2024
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Breaking News: Nick Garracks Missing After Exposing Felix’s 9/11 Role; Twitter Hack Backfires

By Karl Sverre In an unsettling turn of events that strikes at the heart of investigative journalism, Nick Garracks, our esteemed head news...

BySeptember 13, 2024
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